Tuesday, October 24, 2006

#14 Caucasian Persuasion

#14 Caucasian Persuasion

White women have been referred to as the Black Man’s Kryptonite. Well while I agree that there are a large number of white women dating Black men, I would hardly call them Kryptonite. After all, think about it. What does Kryptonite do to Superman? It weakens him. Leaves him in pain, disoriented, and eventually kills him if exposed to it too long.



DAMN. So white females do THAT too Black Men? I know some of you would say HELL YES. But I think that’s over exaggerating. A more accurate statement would be that WOMEN are Kryptonite for any man, aside from the gay ones. You already know how I feel about those overweight, white trashy women that some of these Black men settle for. That shit is sad. But just as with women of any race, there are some very sexy white women out here. Come’ on now, Jessica Simpson is incredibly sexy. Give props where they’re deserved.



So tonight, what’s on my mind is those White girls that do catch my eye. The features that I am attracted to. Though my first example of a pretty white woman may give you an idea to the contrary; honestly blondes don’t do it for me. I know in society Blonde hair and blue eyes has this semblance of being the epitome of beauty. I beg to differ. I am much more attracted to white women with darker features. Brunettes are so sexy to me. Dark hair, not blonde is what gets my attention. Dark brown & Black preferably. Light brown is ok, but a darker brown is sexier. Now is my attraction to darker haired women some how connected to the fact that I have dark hair & dark features myself? Possibly. I don’t know. This attraction to females with long, dark hair extends to my attraction to Hispanic, Asian, Indian, & Middle Eastern ladies. See, it all starts to come together. I know those of you that read my blog think that some of my opinions are out of this world, but work with me. There is a method to my madness.

Maybe I just have a dislike for Yellow. Its one of my least favorite colors. So is Red. But for some reason I am very much attracted to Redheads. The redder the better. I like it so red that it’s Orange!! An intense Orange. Like Alyson Hannigan.



And really, redheads don’t have “Red” hair at all. If a girl has Crayola Red hair, then you know it came out of a box. I don’t go for that. I like my women with brown skin, and most redheads have very fair skin. But that just intensifies the red hair and I like that. It creates a strong contrast between the hair and the skin. I know a lot of redheads are of Scottish & Irish descent. I personally have never dated a redhead, but I definitely would like too. I know they get stereotyped as hot tempered, but I don’t care. I can’t let silly stereotypes influence my decision.

So know that I’ve covered hair, I’ll go with the eyes next. If there is one physical thing that White women have that is a natural advantage over other women, it’s the variation in the color of their eyes. While you have many women of other ethnicities buying colored contacts to get that effect, many white chicks were just born with it. Again, natural beauty. Of course, Black women have other natural advantages that white women don’t have, like a nice derriere. But for white girl, it’s definitely their eyes. Green eyed/Redheads…’nuff said. Blue eyes are sexy too. Particularly those that are a deep aqua. Then you have the females whose eyes change colors. How cool is that?

See, the one thing I constantly seek in a woman is natural beauty. Now it’s easy to spot a Black woman who isn’t being natural. Just take a look at that Blonde ass weave on the top of her head or those fake ass blue contacts. It makes my stomach turn when I see a woman like that. But it’s much tougher to find a white chick that is fakin’ the funk. They can more easily disguise the physical attributes that make them unhappy. If a girl hates her hair color, it just takes a quick trip to Walgreens for some Revlon to fix that. If she doesn’t like her eyes, she can get gray contacts and no one would ever know the difference. White women can be more chameleonic in that sense. What’s good for me is that many more white women dye their hair from brunette to blonde, then vice versa. White women themselves are self-conscious and negatively persuaded by societal standards of beauty. So the brunettes that I see around town are more likely to be natural ones. They are happy with their dark hair. The brunettes fronting like blondes won’t be an issue for me, because there is a good chance their not catching my eye anyway. I’m not ruling out all Blondes. Of course, if I met a Blonde woman that genuinely was diggin’ me, I would give her a chance. Blonde females, though, aren’t my number one choice. That’s a good thing for the white men, since often, that IS their first choice.

Just as I would tell any Black woman or Latina, I say to white women just be yourselves. Be happy with who you are and find a man that is equally happy with you. Don’t change your physical appearance to conform to other standards. As long as the white chick has a good head on her shoulders and a cool personality, I’ll date her. No problem. In my quest to find Miss Right, I have to keep all my options open. It would be foolish not too.

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