#18 Blue Light Special
#18 Blue Light Special
I like to say, that when it comes to women and me, it’s always feast or famine. Either I’m lonely as fuck with no one to date, or I have several prospects and I’m trying to juggle around dating 3 or 4 women. That’s tough, because you can’t please them all. Because of that lack of attention, the neglected ones fall-off in time. And you’re left with that one woman that you put the most stock in. Sometimes she becomes the girlfriend. Sometimes you just keep her in the picture until something better comes along. Someone that you can go out with on those lonely nights, but deep down inside, you know that person isn’t the one for you. I’ve had too many of those in recent memory. I need someone that could be a keeper.
It must be something astrological. Something caused by the alignment of the stars and constellations. It seems like during certain periods of the year, I don’t have to do anything. The ladies just come to me. Trust me, this is a rare event. Usually I am the one approaching women when opportunities arise. Sending messages in the online personals. Approaching women at the mall. Whatever the case may be, it’s usually me doing the initiation. But I’d say twice a year, out of the blue things flip flop. My good fortune only lasts about a week. Two weeks tops. But during that time, I’ll get 5 messages in my Inbox. I’ll have women flirt with me and approach me at work. The shit really catches me off guard. Sometimes it’s a female that you dig, other times it’s a chick that would make you run away. However, unlike women, I give everyone a chance. No lies about being already involved. Cute or ugly, I’ll at least give the chick the benefit of the doubt. Once I get to know her, I’ll pass judgment.
What I don’t understand is, What exactly is going on? I don’t do anything different. I don’t act different. Same ol’ Raven Vexation. It’s like I’m a Kmart “Blue Light Special”. Lights are swirling and alarms are ringing all around me. Come and get it, girls!! Everything seems to go great. I wish it was like that all year round for me. I know men who have it like that. They aren’t the greatest when it comes to being gentlemen, but nonetheless, they get the attention.
Then just as unexpectedly as it begins, it ends. It just shuts the fuck off and it’s back to business as usual. Now, I’m not totally sold on that astrology stuff. But I swear, there has to be something to it. The description of my zodiac sign is pretty accurate. I’m looking for answers. I’m grasping for anything I can, in order to satisfy this love jones. Maybe I should just wear a bright blue outfit and voice alarm sounds. That would damn sure get people’s attention. It would get me a one way ticket to the insane asylum too. HAHA!
I like to say, that when it comes to women and me, it’s always feast or famine. Either I’m lonely as fuck with no one to date, or I have several prospects and I’m trying to juggle around dating 3 or 4 women. That’s tough, because you can’t please them all. Because of that lack of attention, the neglected ones fall-off in time. And you’re left with that one woman that you put the most stock in. Sometimes she becomes the girlfriend. Sometimes you just keep her in the picture until something better comes along. Someone that you can go out with on those lonely nights, but deep down inside, you know that person isn’t the one for you. I’ve had too many of those in recent memory. I need someone that could be a keeper.
It must be something astrological. Something caused by the alignment of the stars and constellations. It seems like during certain periods of the year, I don’t have to do anything. The ladies just come to me. Trust me, this is a rare event. Usually I am the one approaching women when opportunities arise. Sending messages in the online personals. Approaching women at the mall. Whatever the case may be, it’s usually me doing the initiation. But I’d say twice a year, out of the blue things flip flop. My good fortune only lasts about a week. Two weeks tops. But during that time, I’ll get 5 messages in my Inbox. I’ll have women flirt with me and approach me at work. The shit really catches me off guard. Sometimes it’s a female that you dig, other times it’s a chick that would make you run away. However, unlike women, I give everyone a chance. No lies about being already involved. Cute or ugly, I’ll at least give the chick the benefit of the doubt. Once I get to know her, I’ll pass judgment.
What I don’t understand is, What exactly is going on? I don’t do anything different. I don’t act different. Same ol’ Raven Vexation. It’s like I’m a Kmart “Blue Light Special”. Lights are swirling and alarms are ringing all around me. Come and get it, girls!! Everything seems to go great. I wish it was like that all year round for me. I know men who have it like that. They aren’t the greatest when it comes to being gentlemen, but nonetheless, they get the attention.
Then just as unexpectedly as it begins, it ends. It just shuts the fuck off and it’s back to business as usual. Now, I’m not totally sold on that astrology stuff. But I swear, there has to be something to it. The description of my zodiac sign is pretty accurate. I’m looking for answers. I’m grasping for anything I can, in order to satisfy this love jones. Maybe I should just wear a bright blue outfit and voice alarm sounds. That would damn sure get people’s attention. It would get me a one way ticket to the insane asylum too. HAHA!
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